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Gov. Jay Inslee Signs Bill That Could Mean Humans Become Compost After Death

Washington State is now the first state in the nation which offers “accelerated Decomposition Methods” so that the deceased may be used for fertilization of soil. Who can you thank? Well Jay inslee of course!

Jay Inslee is running for President too. Cant you just imagine hos campaign slogan? “Jay Inslee: I Use The Dead To Fertilize Your Veggies!”. You’d better hope that word of this doesn’t reach little kids. They already hate vegetables, what’ll happen when they learn that dead people were used to produce them?

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